Beer Jokes

Today at how to drink a beer I have couple that I have heard throughout the years and will only take you a couple minutes to read, Enjoy.


Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN-

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN-

Arrive naked ... with beer.


and for a final gag, this is a poster I have seen around before but if you haven't then check it out, its rather big so i will just post a link poster